Not it!

(stolen from arghink, who stole it from lolcats)

Words of wisdom from @FakeNaNoWriMoTips:

• Remember: 'The Cat in the Hat' could be 50,000 words if you use enough adjectives to describe the hat.

• Emoticons do not count as words until midnight November 29.

• "Said" is a boring and short word. Use synonyms, such as "communicated," "pronounced" or "broke silenced."

• Falling behind? Try the cut-up method: shank any motherfucker who pulls ahead of you in word count. Cervantes wrote Don Quixote in prison.

• If the need for sleep is hurting your daily word count, hop on your CB radio and ask truckers where to get the good speed.

NaNoWriMo, she approaches... and may kill us all.

However, take heart!

Here's a whole bunch of linkies to make it easier:

Title Generator

Regency:

• Plot generator

• Name generator

• Place name generator

Paranormal:

• Plot generator

• Another plot generator

Lastly, an OMGEVERYTHING generator (though it is a little fantasy/anime slanted).

If you're not writing a romance, have a shit salad, pal. Wrong blog.*

(*apparently one gets a little feisty of an evening if one's hot cocoa has been allowed to become lukewarm. The management humbly apologizes).