Not it!

(stolen from arghink, who stole it from lolcats)

Words of wisdom from @FakeNaNoWriMoTips:

• Remember: 'The Cat in the Hat' could be 50,000 words if you use enough adjectives to describe the hat.

• Emoticons do not count as words until midnight November 29.

• "Said" is a boring and short word. Use synonyms, such as "communicated," "pronounced" or "broke silenced."

• Falling behind? Try the cut-up method: shank any motherfucker who pulls ahead of you in word count. Cervantes wrote Don Quixote in prison.

• If the need for sleep is hurting your daily word count, hop on your CB radio and ask truckers where to get the good speed.